I am not what you think I once are

So, in my inebriation this evening, I decided to walk the line.
Enjoy, you crazies...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Zuno, Conqueror of the deep. All shall fear me or be stupid bastards.
Birthday:	1492, whilst sailing the ocean, blue.
Birthplace:	West of the Mississippi. That's all that matters, really.
Current Location:	Lower Mesopotamia
Eye Color:	Water
Hair Color:	Lion
Height:	6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed:	What do you call a deer that uses both hooves equally? Bambidextrous
Your Heritage:	Amoeba
The Shoes You Wore Today:	The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world
Your Weakness:	Swedish Baronesses... and thumbtacks
Your Fears:	Whalers, and the occasional shark
Your Perfect Pizza:	Krill, lots of Krill. But no anchovies.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Master gravity. But that probably won't happen.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	What is this "Instant Messenger" you speak of? It's instant, you say? Perhaps this could be of use to us...
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Oh shitballs- I gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature:	My 12-foot long prehensile tail
Your Bedtime:	1974
Your Most Missed Memory:	it's gone. I can't find it.
Pepsi or Coke:	Urine
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Greenland
Single or Group Dates:	Basmati
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Smurf Cum
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Strawberry Rhubarb
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Trout
Do you Smoke:	when on fire, yes
Do you Swear:	Fuck
Do you Sing:	yes. Sometimes when I'm on fire I sing my swears.
Do you Shower Daily:	On some days
Have you Been in Love:	I love marine mammals
Do you want to go to College:	not tomorrow morning, I don't
Do you want to get Married:	yes, immediately... NOW
Do you belive in yourself:	Who's Aaron? I don't know any Aaron...
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Fuck off
Do you think you are Attractive:	Do Monkeys dream?
Are you a Health Freak:	perhaps a healthy freak...
Do you get along with your Parents:	I have no parents. I reproduce by mitosis.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	A-rip roarin' holler!
Do you play an Instrument:	Yes, many. My favorite of which being the Tuba.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	aye
In the past month have you Smoked:	I cought fire yesterday. The burns are healing.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	No. I would never do such a thing. How dare you ask such a thing. Shame on you.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Tomorrow I'm scheduled for Tea with the Queen at 4.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	What's a mall?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No, but let me tell you about where I stand on foreign policy...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	um... yes, we'll call it "sushi"
In the past month have you been on Stage:	I don't ever do anything like that. People frighten me.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Never spend the night in a garbage can. It only ends badly.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	I'm always skinny dipping.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	the fires from a thousand suns
Ever been Drunk:	that's just a stupid question
Ever been called a Tease:	tag, you're it.
Ever been Beaten up:	yes. Usually by my self
Ever Shoplifted:	Only when I'm feeling really strong
How do you want to Die:	I will never die, I will merely keep dividing until all the sugar in the bottle is gone, then I will be consumed in a fiery night of passion, and maybe get laid.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	22 feet. I still got some growing to do.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	black
Favourite Hair Color:	scilia aren't really a color
Short or Long Hair:	very, very short
Height:	(actually, length) 80-100 feet
Weight:	90 tons
Best Clothing Style:	Blue whales don't wear clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken:	well, maybe a topical sedative, to attach the radio tag
Number of CDs I own:	Blue Whales don't buy Cds
Number of Piercings:	One, the radio tag
Number of Tattoos:	Blue Whales don't get Tattoos... yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	what is the square root of 12,396? Tell me now ...or die!
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Raffi and The Space Whales

I did this a while ago.
Humpback whales are cool. The sombrero galaxy is cool. Hence, they fit together.
Oh, and also, I feel it should be noted that Raffi is on MySpace.
Like millions of other kids, I grew up listening to "Baby Beluga", "Bananaphone", and other such songs. He's a great guy, and really cares about the world's children.
Also, in a recent interview with the Boston Globe, he said this:

Q: Your new album is called "Resisto Dancing". What does it mean, and why did you feel the need to produce it?

A: Psychologist Abraham Maslow wrote that healthy individuation requires resisting unhealthy enculturation. Add the dance element and you've got a metaphor for creatively (and nonviolently) resisting unhealthy "bottom line" culture. It's about being true to one's inner self. It's a fusion of Dylan, hip-hop, funk and Shakespeare in a genre I call "Hip Hope."

Q: Is it hard being known as the "Baby Beluga" man?

A: It's fun! Fans I meet get jazzed about the new book and CD. They're invited to join the compassion revolution, to help turn this world around, for their and their children's futures ... to make like belugas and form pods, be pod-pals, pod-cast, and pod-ruple their power to embrace a compassionate revolution in values.

Yes, let it be recognized that Raffi himself is an advocate of Podcasting.
Raffi, you forever have my undying love and devotion. Rock on, dude.

Raffi's MySpace is here:
www.myspace.com/raffichildrensmusic
I urge you to check out "Bananaphone" in particular. The world is a much better place now that that song exists.