TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Zuno, Conqueror of the deep. All shall fear me or be stupid bastards. Birthday: 1492, whilst sailing the ocean, blue. Birthplace: West of the Mississippi. That's all that matters, really. Current Location: Lower Mesopotamia Eye Color: Water Hair Color: Lion Height: 6'0 Right Handed or Left Handed: What do you call a deer that uses both hooves equally? Bambidextrous Your Heritage: Amoeba The Shoes You Wore Today: The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world Your Weakness: Swedish Baronesses... and thumbtacks Your Fears: Whalers, and the occasional shark Your Perfect Pizza: Krill, lots of Krill. But no anchovies. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Master gravity. But that probably won't happen. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What is this "Instant Messenger" you speak of? It's instant, you say? Perhaps this could be of use to us... Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh shitballs- I gotta piss Your Best Physical Feature: My 12-foot long prehensile tail Your Bedtime: 1974 Your Most Missed Memory: it's gone. I can't find it. Pepsi or Coke: Urine MacDonalds or Burger King: Greenland Single or Group Dates: Basmati Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Smurf Cum Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry Rhubarb Cappuccino or Coffee: Trout Do you Smoke: when on fire, yes Do you Swear: Fuck Do you Sing: yes. Sometimes when I'm on fire I sing my swears. Do you Shower Daily: On some days Have you Been in Love: I love marine mammals Do you want to go to College: not tomorrow morning, I don't Do you want to get Married: yes, immediately... NOW Do you belive in yourself: Who's Aaron? I don't know any Aaron... Do you get Motion Sickness: Fuck off Do you think you are Attractive: Do Monkeys dream? Are you a Health Freak: perhaps a healthy freak... Do you get along with your Parents: I have no parents. I reproduce by mitosis. Do you like Thunderstorms: A-rip roarin' holler! Do you play an Instrument: Yes, many. My favorite of which being the Tuba. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: aye In the past month have you Smoked: I cought fire yesterday. The burns are healing. In the past month have you been on Drugs: No. I would never do such a thing. How dare you ask such a thing. Shame on you. In the past month have you gone on a Date: Tomorrow I'm scheduled for Tea with the Queen at 4. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: What's a mall? In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but let me tell you about where I stand on foreign policy... In the past month have you eaten Sushi: um... yes, we'll call it "sushi" In the past month have you been on Stage: I don't ever do anything like that. People frighten me. In the past month have you been Dumped: Never spend the night in a garbage can. It only ends badly. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm always skinny dipping. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the fires from a thousand suns Ever been Drunk: that's just a stupid question Ever been called a Tease: tag, you're it. Ever been Beaten up: yes. Usually by my self Ever Shoplifted: Only when I'm feeling really strong How do you want to Die: I will never die, I will merely keep dividing until all the sugar in the bottle is gone, then I will be consumed in a fiery night of passion, and maybe get laid. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 22 feet. I still got some growing to do. What country would you most like to Visit: Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: black Favourite Hair Color: scilia aren't really a color Short or Long Hair: very, very short Height: (actually, length) 80-100 feet Weight: 90 tons Best Clothing Style: Blue whales don't wear clothes Number of Drugs I have taken: well, maybe a topical sedative, to attach the radio tag Number of CDs I own: Blue Whales don't buy Cds Number of Piercings: One, the radio tag Number of Tattoos: Blue Whales don't get Tattoos... yet Number of things in my Past I Regret: what is the square root of 12,396? Tell me now ...or die! CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
