| TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey |
| Name: | Zuno, Conqueror of the deep. All shall fear me or be stupid bastards. |
| Birthday: | 1492, whilst sailing the ocean, blue. |
| Birthplace: | West of the Mississippi. That's all that matters, really. |
| Current Location: | Lower Mesopotamia |
| Eye Color: | Water |
| Hair Color: | Lion |
| Height: | 6'0 |
| Right Handed or Left Handed: | What do you call a deer that uses both hooves equally? Bambidextrous |
| Your Heritage: | Amoeba |
| The Shoes You Wore Today: | The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world |
| Your Weakness: | Swedish Baronesses... and thumbtacks |
| Your Fears: | Whalers, and the occasional shark |
| Your Perfect Pizza: | Krill, lots of Krill. But no anchovies. |
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: | Master gravity. But that probably won't happen. |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: | What is this "Instant Messenger" you speak of? It's instant, you say? Perhaps this could be of use to us... |
| Thoughts First Waking Up: | Oh shitballs- I gotta piss |
| Your Best Physical Feature: | My 12-foot long prehensile tail |
| Your Bedtime: | 1974 |
| Your Most Missed Memory: | it's gone. I can't find it. |
| Pepsi or Coke: | Urine |
| MacDonalds or Burger King: | Greenland |
| Single or Group Dates: | Basmati |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: | Smurf Cum |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: | Strawberry Rhubarb |
| Cappuccino or Coffee: | Trout |
| Do you Smoke: | when on fire, yes |
| Do you Swear: | Fuck |
| Do you Sing: | yes. Sometimes when I'm on fire I sing my swears. |
| Do you Shower Daily: | On some days |
| Have you Been in Love: | I love marine mammals |
| Do you want to go to College: | not tomorrow morning, I don't |
| Do you want to get Married: | yes, immediately... NOW |
| Do you belive in yourself: | Who's Aaron? I don't know any Aaron... |
| Do you get Motion Sickness: | Fuck off |
| Do you think you are Attractive: | Do Monkeys dream? |
| Are you a Health Freak: | perhaps a healthy freak... |
| Do you get along with your Parents: | I have no parents. I reproduce by mitosis. |
| Do you like Thunderstorms: | A-rip roarin' holler! |
| Do you play an Instrument: | Yes, many. My favorite of which being the Tuba. |
| In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: | aye |
| In the past month have you Smoked: | I cought fire yesterday. The burns are healing. |
| In the past month have you been on Drugs: | No. I would never do such a thing. How dare you ask such a thing. Shame on you. |
| In the past month have you gone on a Date: | Tomorrow I'm scheduled for Tea with the Queen at 4. |
| In the past month have you gone to a Mall: | What's a mall? |
| In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: | No, but let me tell you about where I stand on foreign policy... |
| In the past month have you eaten Sushi: | um... yes, we'll call it "sushi" |
| In the past month have you been on Stage: | I don't ever do anything like that. People frighten me. |
| In the past month have you been Dumped: | Never spend the night in a garbage can. It only ends badly. |
| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: | I'm always skinny dipping. |
| In the past month have you Stolen Anything: | the fires from a thousand suns |
| Ever been Drunk: | that's just a stupid question |
| Ever been called a Tease: | tag, you're it. |
| Ever been Beaten up: | yes. Usually by my self |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Only when I'm feeling really strong |
| How do you want to Die: | I will never die, I will merely keep dividing until all the sugar in the bottle is gone, then I will be consumed in a fiery night of passion, and maybe get laid. |
| What do you want to be when you Grow Up: | 22 feet. I still got some growing to do. |
| What country would you most like to Visit: | Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians |
| In a Boy/Girl.. |
| Favourite Eye Color: | black |
| Favourite Hair Color: | scilia aren't really a color |
| Short or Long Hair: | very, very short |
| Height: | (actually, length) 80-100 feet |
| Weight: | 90 tons |
| Best Clothing Style: | Blue whales don't wear clothes |
| Number of Drugs I have taken: | well, maybe a topical sedative, to attach the radio tag |
| Number of CDs I own: | Blue Whales don't buy Cds |
| Number of Piercings: | One, the radio tag |
| Number of Tattoos: | Blue Whales don't get Tattoos... yet |
| Number of things in my Past I Regret: | what is the square root of 12,396? Tell me now ...or die! |
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